How Can I Get Pregnant?

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Lyrics:
Under Cover Penis Lover x2
Do you watch 90210
and hump your pillow
to steve sanders fro
Do you tell all your friends ya think
that the color pink
is for homo freaks
youve been living a lie
homophobia is your disguise
but its time for you to confess
penises are the best
Under Cover Penis Loverx2
UNDER COVER PENIS LOVERx4
Did you go join the football team
because when ya see
jocks you get horny
oh you strut like ya own the place
dumb look on ya face
total closet case
when will you just come out
because the straight acts gettin’ worn out
ya cant deny your feelings
weiners are to appealing
under cover penis loverx2
UNDER COVER PENIS LOVERx4
you might try and hide it
and deny it
keep inside it
but no matter what you say
you know your gay
and its ok
cuz your a U N D E R C O V to the E R
P E N I S L O V to the E R x2
under cover penis loverx2
UNDER COVER PENIS LOVERx8
Sorry about the hiatus, i was out getting pregnant and makin ham sammies for hobos

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It Can Only Get Worse
ch.41

*no ones POV*
Andrea: “p…p…pregnant?”
Kevin nodded.
Kevin: “I’m gonna go talk to Anna, I’ll be back.”
Everthing was silent as everyone collected their thoughts.
Melanie: “but…there are certain….THINGS that have to be done…to be pregnant…”
Delany: “uh…”
Everyone turned and looked at her. She folded her arms across her chest and looked at the ground.
Stef: “Laney….what do you know?”
Delany: “Um….You remember the night they got back together?”
V: “yeah….”
Delany: “well that was also the day they got TOGETHER….if you know what I mean….
Travis: “well if they got back together, how many other ways can they get toget- OoOoOoO!!!!! EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Andrea: “wait, so you mean they? And we were? OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!!!”
JJ: “wait how do you know this?”
Delany: *looks at the ground* “well I kinda…walked in on them right before it happened……”
All: “EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Delany: “I KNOW!!!! I’m scarred for life over here!!”
JJ: “what exactly did you SEE!?”
Delany: “crazy things JJ, crazy. things.”
Kevin walked back out.
Andrea: “what did she say?”
Kevin: “Well she can leave whenever she’s ready. And its basically your average pregnancy, so we just have to bear through it for the next 9 months.”
Mel: “ok, we can do that.”
Kevin: “just one more thing.”
Stef: “god what else could there be!?”
Kevin: “she wants to talk to Laney.”

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*Nick’s P.O.V*

I walked back to my house… to my party… my out of control party. I walked in and saw everyone dancing and drinking. I had to stop this party… but how? It finally hit me and I ran upstairs. I went to my older brother Joe’s room and opened the door.
“THIS ROOM IS OCCUPIED GET OUT! Oh hi Nick. Great party, it’s going SO well.” he said to me sarcastically.
“Listen I know, but I need your help.”
“With what? Getting a girl to your room?”
“No, getting this party out of here.”
“And how are you gonna do that?”
“Tell them someone called the cops.”
“Fine… let’s go. But I’ll only do this on one condition.”
“What?”
“No more crazy parties.”
“Fine…” Joe walked out of the room. “In your dreams.” I said under my breath. I walked downstairs and up to the DJ booth. I looked over at Joe and he pulled the plug. Everyone started booing and yelling
“Listen guys! One of my neighbors called the police and they are on their way! We need you all out of here NOW!” As soon as I said that, people were running out of my house. Within minutes, the whole house was empty. I looked at Joe and smiled in accomplishment.
“Wow. I never thought that would actually work. Nice idea bro.”
“Thanks Joe.”
“So, was I seeing things or was Ashley Williams here tonight?”
I looked up at him. “I thought you were in your room?”
“Yeah, David tried to bring her in. Since when were they dating?”
“No… he tried to rape her.”
“Oh… did he?”
“No, I stopped him and made him leave.”
Joe up at me with a confused face. “Nick…”
“What?” I snapped at him. I knew what he was going to say, but I didn’t want him to say it.
“Do you… nevermind.” Joe said in a huff. He walked upstairs and slammed the door. I shrugged my shoulders, plopped down on the couch, and started to watch some tv.

*Ashley P.O.V*
I woke up the next morning in my bed. How I got there, I have no clue. I sat up and grabbed my forehead. It hurt so bad. I tried to get up but I was extremely dizzy. I couldn’t remember a thing from last night. Did I get drunk? Did I get raped? Am I pregnant? I layed back down in my bed and saw the door open. Erin walked in and smiled.
“Hello DRUNKIE!”
I grabbed my head. “Please don’t scream.”
“Sorry… how you feeling?”
“I’ve been better… but what happened last night?”
She smiled. “You won’t believe me if I tell you.”
“What happened?”
“Well… David spiked your drink and you obviously, got drunk. Then he tried to rape you.” My mouth dropped. He tried to rape me? Did he? “But, Nick saw you guys and he stopped David and made him leave. Then he carried you over here and brought you too your room then left.” I stared at her. Nick? As in Nick Jonas? My head was flooding with past thoughts and new thoughts. Which didn’t help seeing as that I had this stupid headache. I looked up at her and she smiled. “Ash… I think he still likes you…” I looked up at her.
“What?”
“Ashley… he still loves you.”

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OK! If you can’t figure it out by now what Nick did… well I’ll pray for you . JK! But it should be pretty obvious. Some of you got it right, so CONGRATZ! Ha. Sorry this took so long. And this says it was posted a few days ago, because I uploaded it then so I could work on the chapter then post it when I finished. Which is now. ! And… EVERYONE GO BUY THE JB’S NEW ALBUM!!! I’m awaiting the arrival of mine . PRE-ORDERED! WHOOT! K I’m done. DUDE! Regis and Kelly. I’m sad Kelly isn’t there BUT!! AHH! Emily Procter is my FAVORITE CSI: Miami character! So I’m pretty excited. I wanna see if the boys like CSI ha.

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Official music video for Substantial’s “It’s You (I Think)” Directed By: Matt Hobbs @ VitalFilms. Taken from Sacrifice, available now on QN5 Music. ©2008 QN5 Inc. For more info: www.qn5.com

IT’S YOU (I THINK)
Written By: Substantial
Produced By: Kno

V1
Not much of a thug, first to admit I’m a sucker for love
My life is living proof that love is a drug
A teenage love… It happened over summer vacation
She used to call me Slim, she was something amazing
But I was two years younger in age then
Yeah, she wasn’t that old true
But I lied like most dudes
And leave it to your sis to come out and expose you
But she didn’t mind… ‘cus I was deep in her mind and heart
Likewise, sex I’m eagerly tryna start!
Tight thighs I was fiending to pry and part
Now she’s crying “Stop”, ‘cus she’s a former rape vic’
Said I could have her but I had to get her pregnant
Though I wanted sweetie badly
I wasn’t ready to be a daddy in a long distance relationship
So now I reminisce of Stevie Wonder’s
Song called I Never Dreamed You’d Leave in Summer

HOOK
Damn… Damn….. Damn!! I know it’s you
That’s how I felt in the beginning love
Guess I was wrong, ‘cus look at how we ended up

Damn!! I know it’s you!
But maybe that’s how love go?
Tell me if I’m wrong baby I don’t know

BRIDGE
(It’s like) we… Love to live and live to love
Oh how… tough it is to give it up
When there’s… enough to get, can’t get enough
And when it gets rough, you ask yourself, “Is this love?”

V2
I got my swagger back (hey!) After a long stretch
And mustered up the courage to step to this songstress
Beautiful youngin I had met in the chorus
And we connected while we were on the tour bus
Yo, she taught me ’bout trust and religion
Next thing you know, love started flooding my vision
I know it sound flaky, but I cherished her greatly
When life tried to break me, her whole family embraced me
And I had been to more funerals than graduations
A bit unusual, but far from an exageration
But death was something that was still new to her
I had no idea what it would do to her (Nope)
The losses that she suffered, forever changed how we interacted
Seems like our magic had flipped and turned tragic
So, “End it while we’re still friends” is what I suggested
And she replied “I was hoping that you would get the message”

HOOK

BRIDGE

V3
I moved on from songstress to cheerleader
Older, wiser, and my gears cleaner
Cuts my baby locks now her family speaks to me
Got closer though we didn’t hang out frequently
Stole my heart like she mastered thievery
Words can’t describe what this girl means to me
Or meant to me, it feels like centuries ago
Of course yo we broke up, eventually, you know
Easy come… hey you know how the cliché ends
I even told her that we’d be friends, think again
I know I hurt this aspiring actress
Probably uses my pics for firing practice
Then outta spite, she the man that I’m closest to
At that very moment, I was officially over you
Damn heart, just do what you s’posed to do!
Guess I was wrong when I said that I know it’s you

HOOK

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